What Are You Looking At?
I can’t stop staring at this picture. I believe it’s the perfect example of a paradox. 
On one hand the chick is smoking hot and on the other that kid is looking right at me!
It’s like taking a Viagra and a doing a line of coke. I wonder what the Dad thinks of this whole affair? I wish I had a pair of camo shorts like that kid’s pants. I remember a few things when I was 3 years old and I’m glad eating lunch from my mom’s teet isn’t one of them. Does he always stand on a chair to eat? That chick has to be batshit crazy. That tank top couldn’t look any better. What is she, an A cup? I wonder what her hair looks like all down? What’s the God of Cricket and why would anybody in America care? This is definitely hotter than the naked lady on the Canadian $20 bill. Can the feds kick down my door and take me away right now? I wonder if I know anybody that breast feed til they were 3? Cause I know some damaged people. Do you think that kid bites? 
I gotta go look at something else! 

I can’t stop staring at this picture. I believe it’s the perfect example of a paradox. 

On one hand the chick is smoking hot and on the other that kid is looking right at me!

It’s like taking a Viagra and a doing a line of coke. I wonder what the Dad thinks of this whole affair? I wish I had a pair of camo shorts like that kid’s pants. I remember a few things when I was 3 years old and I’m glad eating lunch from my mom’s teet isn’t one of them. Does he always stand on a chair to eat? That chick has to be batshit crazy. That tank top couldn’t look any better. What is she, an A cup? I wonder what her hair looks like all down? What’s the God of Cricket and why would anybody in America care? This is definitely hotter than the naked lady on the Canadian $20 bill. Can the feds kick down my door and take me away right now? I wonder if I know anybody that breast feed til they were 3? Cause I know some damaged people. Do you think that kid bites? 

I gotta go look at something else!